DODGE (Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater)
FIAT (Fix It All the Time)
FORD (Fault Of Research & Development)
GM (General Maintenance)
GMC (Got a Mechanic Corning)
HONDA (Had One Never Did Again)
HYUNDAI (Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And unexpensive)
MAZDA (Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along)
OLDSMOBILE (Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday)
SAAB (Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown)
TOYOTA (Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto)
VOLVO (Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object)